Selraybob is a philosopher, writer, and one of the least expected deep thinkers on the planet. His theory of time—that Einstein and Hawking and the rest of the spacetime preachers are misguided to the point of lunacy—has invited ridicule and hatred and threats of violence. He has become arguably, particularly given his modest Missouri background, an iconoclast. His transformation is the subject of his witty, self-effacing memoir, The Unlounging of Selraybob: From a Belly Full of Beer to a Craw Full of Time. Selraybob continues to pursue Time, related physics theories, and, with the help of Herm and Susy Liu Anne, battle the narrow minds of the Time Fixers.